WTF: Why must little kids scream incessantly?

parrotheada1a

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Why oh why must little girls scream when they play? I got home from work a little over an hour ago and I finally had to go outside and tell a bunch of 6 yr olds from next door to knock it off. This shit is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Apparently on of 'em told mom, because I just had a nice chat with her. She says that they were ONLY playing. I said let them play like that in her house, not in front of mine. They can scream all they want if you let them.
 
:shrug:

I've got a pair of 4 year old girls playing reasonably quietly in the back bedroom currently. Today, anyway. Tomorrow (or whenever the next time is) they'll probably sound like a couple banshees.
 
there were a couple of girls (sisters) in the adjoining building a few years ago. they were monsters. not just screaming, they'd pedal their toy cars as fast as they could and RAM the back door to MY building. i still have a bare patch behind my bedroom where they TORE all the grass out...for fun.

i was known as "THE MEAN NEIGHBOR". their mother (no husband) was complete dipshit don't give a shit asshole.

glad they finally moved and i hope to jeebuz i was a big part of that.
 
This is weird I know, but yesterday evening as my granddaughter was running around screaming in the highest pitch I've ever heard from human vocal cords, I grabbed my iphone which has a frequency counter app.

Her little voice box hit 2.5KHz.
 
tried to find a clip of the lil girl in Wild Hogs that did that brain-shattering screech.

no luck.

but it was fuckin'painful
 
This is weird I know, but yesterday evening as my granddaughter was running around screaming in the highest pitch I've ever heard from human vocal cords, I grabbed my iphone which has a frequency counter app.

Her little voice box hit 2.5KHz.

that's way up there......and painful
 
I used to take my kids out of public places when they were infants and had ballistic moments. That was the norm. Courtesy was a common thing back then. Now we have apathetic or oblivious parents who will sit and calmly ignore their screaming, misbehaving spawn while they eat their Big Macs.
 
I never EVER did stuff like that when I was a wee lad.
I was the best behaved kid around, I'm told.


no idea wtf happened...
 
Why oh why must little girls scream when they play? I got home from work a little over an hour ago and I finally had to go outside and tell a bunch of 6 yr olds from next door to knock it off. This shit is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Apparently on of 'em told mom, because I just had a nice chat with her. She says that they were ONLY playing. I said let them play like that in her house, not in front of mine. They can scream all they want if you let them.

Dude, no offense, but lighten up.
Don't be a douche-bag.
 
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