Recent content by Andrew Sak

I will check this out soon. Nick Cage 'The Surfer' is 1st on my next to see list.

That's too bad. They didn't reschedule? They were touring with the singer from REO Speedwagon and Don Felder right? Do they still do Babe, Lady, and Come Sail Away without DeYoung? Asking for a friend. Man, Styx and REO. That's a cheesy power ballad connoisseur's delight. That would be me...

Billy Joel?

I thought that happened to the popsicle twins? A little BJ and the Bear there.

Dick Bachman would make the cap a little scarier.

Did the bear save Elton, or was he saved from the bear? Maybe it was a booger sugar bear?

I assumed he had a bad case of the blue balls. Why is Saturday night alright for fighting? Who saved his life that night? And from what? I still don't know what crocodile rock is.

I can't come up with a single con of tacos. Machete fights guy whilst holding his taco:

Don't forget to get some quac, extra cheese, salsa, sour cream, and a few chips up on that bitch. I've been getting posada chimichanga shredded beef frozen burritos from Costco. They are great Nachurrito.

I see Michael Schenker added Armord Saint as a special guest. I'm there.

58 is the new 40.

Western fence Lizard. A.k a. Blue belly. That narrows it down to 8 states.

Cyndi Lauper had fake wrestler Lou Albano in her videos. I wonder if that's how she got Rick in her band?

You heading back to the O.K. Corral? Say hi to Deebo.