Recent content by Chicken Man

Everybody's talking 'bout Smurfism, Smurfism, Smurfism, Smurfism.

Didn't realize this was a competition, but I think BK just won.

Except the life time of work you spent paying into SS...

I accidentally did the math on how many DAYS I have left, because the numbers lined up and I'm a little mathematically compulsive. It's well over 500 wakeups, but knowing the number is enticing. And is motivating me to stick with my investment plan and to show up with enthusiasm every day. I'm...

Presumably, adults can choose to pursue entertainment. Children do not have the capacity to consent to joining the circus.

It's clear that we, as a culture, can not keep children safe in the entertainment industry.

That sounds like an amazing event! We have a couple school-of-rock type organizations around here but nothing for established players.

To clarify, a *vanity plate* is when you customize what is on your legal car tags for an upcharge at the secretary of state. A *novelty plate* goes on your front number and has a bumper-sticker level statement on it--"this machine eats Chevy's and s#its Fords" or "badass ladies don't drive...

In one of the 22 US states that don't require one. I had never heard of them being required, as this is the only state I've owned a car in, so I looked up the stats. Apparently Utah just quit requiring them.

I just got an old fleet truck in all white, so I thought I could dress it up with a novelty licence plate since it's the first vehicle I've ever had with a front licence plate mount. My family was in Pigeon Forge last week, the tackiest of all tourist traps, and I found a total of about 5...

The last time I drank Gatorade it was because it was one of the approved beverages for colonoscopy prep. I bet I won't drink it again until my next scope.

Oh, I forgot about the Avett Brothers. I was a big fan from early on, saw them a few times, and they were bigger and glossier every time. The last time I think they were a nine piece putting on a Big Rock Show, which I'm not really interested in, especially from a heartfelt country brothers act.

Yeah, I can't believe you haven't run this through Suno yet.

I can't remember if I've done it on a regular guitar. I have an old 12 string, and every time I restring, I leave off the heavier strings and mess around w/Nashville tuning fora few weeks. I feel like I've seen people using little bits of paper in the nut if a string is buzzing.

I wish I ordered often enough to request only bit-o-honeys. I love them but don't see them often.