Recent content by jp_nyc

I don’t like strats and I wouldn’t pay that much for a bass. So no Suhr for me.

Probably my dad’s shitty Ford Ranger which was made sometime in the eighties. He kept that truck running amazingly well for a vehicle made during a dark period at Ford. Of course he had to keep tools behind the seat so he could pull over and fix it on the side of the road. He actually bought a...

Any pimp from Pimento…

Wolfgang is spending his inheritance paying Robert Rodriguez to make ultraviolent music videos. He is living the good life. And it’s a damned good song. His abilities as a musician are incredible (he played everything on the recording, right?) and he can sing! What a lucky man.

Who owns HC now? I remember it was Guitar Center for a while, but it must not be them now because I just looked at the site and saw a Sweetwater ad. I know Gibson owned them for awhile but I thought they divested Henry J’s follies. Is it just owned by someone who thinks you can actually make...

Fuck Italian engines, that is what a sports car should sound like.

Probably somewhere in my son’s room. He’s old enough to steal my tools. But he’s bad at it—he thought my cuticle nippers were sprue cutters.

Ahh, Breckenridge. There’s a good brewery there. I’ve never actually been there because after moving to Colorado I discovered that I loathe the mountains.

A Musician’s Gear tripod speaker stand. Hopefully this isn’t a sign that things are going back down the shitter.

A bar with ten lifted F-250s in the parking lots?

She’s no Kyary Pamyu Pamyu but she’s not bad, either.

This seems like a joke but this week someone was complaining on the local sub that they didn’t get to the bus stop on time and the bus left.