Recent content by Peen Simmons

Thanks for posting this because I had a position on polymarket that some internet guitarist would speak ill of wagering. And now I’m fucking rich and I’m gonna buy so much Weincoin.

That was the most Bears ass game that ever Bearsed.

Pie. Cookies are good, but pie is where it’s at. Plus there’s savory pies.

Counselor, did you or did you not ask this esteemed body to talk you out of this guitar? Permission to treat the guitar addict as hostile, your honor. I know P90s. I like P90s. Sir, these were no P90s—at least they were no P90s I was into. Bailiff, escort this rascal out of the courtroom...

Years and years ago I had one of those with the Dearmond 2K pickups and I wasn’t that hot on it. It was hard to dial in a sound that wasn’t too spiky or too blah. It sounded amazing every third time I plugged it in. I’d likely not sell anything or do too much work to get into this vs just...

Ordered at the very end of July. Ready mid September. So, super duper fast as boutique custom orders go. For example, Novo does a more limited/contained custom order business (limited options, colors, pickups) and they have a standard 6 mo wait . Plenty of small shops are 12-18 months. I...

I think it’s time for an On the Sun covers record just bringing max power to the Merle Haggard catalog

WHY THE FUCK IS AARON RODGERS HOLDING MY GUITAR?!?

Welp. Now it’s making the rounds on the Instagram guitar porno circuit.

It ships out on Monday

Forward is a cocked wah, middle is tone and vol, back is straight to vol with no tone.

After much fuss and showrooming and spec wizardry and whatnot, the wait is nearly over… How did we wind up here? I wanted something durable and practical that I could take out and not worry about. I wanted stainless frets. I wanted to buy something from someone cool who is not currently...

Buy the record from the label and support the band. If you need to save money, just give up your subscription to The Economist.

We’re doing a day trip to Salzburg and considered Dachu, but this just isn’t that sort of a trip—it’s more a brief respite before meeting our craziest friends in Romania (where we’re also getting our castle fix).

Ah, I’d thought you’d been recently but must have misremembered