Recent content by Peen Simmons

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FACE!!!!!?!?!

Never-ending liminal shit. On week four of the back and forth work trip cha cha.

I’m still upset with FIFA and Nashville’s Gaylord Entertainment for shafting me and my fellow volunteer performers when we participated in the opening ceremonies in Chicago in 1994. Started off as an offer of free tix then it became a watch party and then it became a terrible box lunch in the...

WTF, @Gary Blanchard — INAPPROPRIATE!!!!!

Hey, nerds. Now you can buy an Epiphone Inspired by Alan Lifeguard Dweeb Machine. https://www.chicagomusicexchange.com/products/epiphone-igc-alex-lifeson-1976-es-355-reissue-alpine-2559663

WHALES ON STILTS SQUIRRELS ON SKIS ALAMO KEEP ROLLIN’ WHILE THE OZZMAN PEES *guitar solo*

Spoken like someone who doesn’t know about Palantir’s surveillance of Rush reunion shows.

Alamo chooglin’ down the interstate 18 wheels out there tempting fate It may run, but it can’t hide Ozzy’s on skates pissin’ down its side

Your only recourse is hunting members of the Musician’s Fiend Board of Directors for sport.

The thread for making fun of Canada’s number one band for IT Administrators, virgins, and Radio Shack managers. Concert hall echoes with the sound of salesmen!

All my dumbest injuries have been related to getting pissed off and giving something very hard a good thwack/punch/headbutt. Or rushing around and cutting corners and cutting myself stupidly and bleeding like a stuck pig.

Moving to Hammond is the most Bears option. Now the most Bears thing is for them to screw the pooch getting a deal on Hammond done so they wind up back in Soldier Field.

I gave you feedback so you need to buy the guitar right damn now, motherfucker.

Wes_Powell predicted this. :cool:

Nuts. Jack off.