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    What is going on here??? Crazy vehicles?

    Yo tampoco. Vale verga.
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    STAR WARS - Hot take.....

    I want to give all you nerds a fuckin wedgie.
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    That one tune that gets me tearing up every time

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    Dig it! The "R" word.

    Wahoo!
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    Question: (ACTUAL TRUE TALE) I remember something I thought of in a dream last night and I need some feedback from this community on whether or not it is funny?

    Fuck that song.
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    Mojo Request Got yelled at for being late to work again because I couldn't stop watching "Eight Legged Freaks" and I lost track of time and rolled in around 11:30.

    Moon everybody on the way out.
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    A Quarter Century In the Books

    2003--The Mars Volta--Deloused in the Comatorium 2003--Songs: Ohia--Magnolia Electric Company 2006--Rodrigo y Gabriela--Rodrigo y Gabriela 2007--Alcest--Souvenirs d'un Autre Mond 2009--Neko Case--Middle Cyclone 2012--Dinosaur Jr.--I Bet on Sky 2016--Oathbreaker--Rheia 2017--Idles--Brutalism...
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    A Star Trek metal band !!!

    I want to give everybody in that band a wedgie.
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    Achtung! VIDOE: Shred with SMurfco - that's right now YOU can "shred" with me Smurco

    Unpossible.
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    The newly discovered Mozart work.

    Sounds like...Mozart.
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    Food Jam: INAPPROPRIATE: I just started on a "weight loss journey" with this new drug and now work starts putting out Oreo Cakesters in the break room each day!

    Suerte, cabròn.
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    Boot people, need your opinion

    Also, is it just this pair of boots that this happens with?
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    Boot people, need your opinion

    Where does the pain start? (Bottom of the foot, top, at the ankle, at the ball, outside, inside, etc.) Also, where on the leg?
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    Boot people, need your opinion

    Can you give me a little more information about where and how it hurts? Also, if you look at the soles, what does the wear pattern look like; i.e., worn to the outside or inside at the heel or sole or both, and does that differ from how your wear pattern on your other boots or shoes? (I am a...
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    Question: What song has the best opening line?

    Well, I woke up Sunday morning, with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt.
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