smurfco
Meatus McPrepuce
This song was playing in the lobby of my office this morning and it got me thinking... there's a glaring omission here... so I wanted to make sure I wasn't wrong and I've been reading the lyrics over and over for a good twenty minutes now.
There is nothing in here that explains why they call it "the blues". So you're sad because you're alone, time on your hands could be time spent with this other person, that I get. But none of that explains why they call it the blues. Is it because when you're that lonely all the sudden you just want to put on a bunch of denim? You feel like a Smurf or something?
This is outragus. The listener goes through the entire song with the expectation that they will learn why they call it "the blues", and that expectation is never met. Why DO they call it "the blues" Elton? Bernie? Do you even FUCKING know? I'm so angry about this that I've been spinning around on my eyebrows and spitting wooden nickels. It's been hard to keep my hands from shaking enough just to write this thread.
There is nothing in here that explains why they call it "the blues". So you're sad because you're alone, time on your hands could be time spent with this other person, that I get. But none of that explains why they call it the blues. Is it because when you're that lonely all the sudden you just want to put on a bunch of denim? You feel like a Smurf or something?
This is outragus. The listener goes through the entire song with the expectation that they will learn why they call it "the blues", and that expectation is never met. Why DO they call it "the blues" Elton? Bernie? Do you even FUCKING know? I'm so angry about this that I've been spinning around on my eyebrows and spitting wooden nickels. It's been hard to keep my hands from shaking enough just to write this thread.
