Any Kix fans live here?
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Andrew Sak
Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
I like mine coated with sugar from the factory. And a rabbit to remind you how they came up with its shape.
Porfirio
Strato-Smasher
I'm glad you have such vivid memories of time spent with your old man.
jrockbridge
Stealing Your Riffs
Many of you will remember the tag line at the end of a classic Trix cereal commercial, “Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.” But, do you recall an old joke from childhood?
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Once upon a time there was an island inhabited by a people called the Trids.
The island was dominated by a huge mountain. At the top of the mountain lived a giant.
The giant hated Trids. Whenever a Trid tried to climb the mountain, the giant would come charging down and kick the Trid all the way back to the bottom.
The Trids were miserable because the mountain contained fertile land, fresh water, and plenty of room to build homes. But nobody could get past the giant.
One day a traveling rabbi arrived on the island.
The Trids told him of their problem.
“Every time we try to climb the mountain, the giant kicks us off.”
The rabbi said, “Perhaps I can reason with him.”
The next morning the rabbi led a group of Trids up the mountain. Sure enough, the giant appeared.
He ran toward them and kicked every Trid all the way back down the mountain.
But he didn’t touch the rabbi.
The rabbi was puzzled.
The next day he tried again with even more Trids.
Again the giant kicked every Trid off the mountain.
But he left the rabbi alone.
Finally the rabbi climbed all the way to the giant’s cave and asked:
“I’ve watched you for days. You kick every Trid off this mountain, but you’ve never kicked me. Why not?”
The giant looked down at him and replied:
“Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids.”
……………..
Once upon a time there was an island inhabited by a people called the Trids.
The island was dominated by a huge mountain. At the top of the mountain lived a giant.
The giant hated Trids. Whenever a Trid tried to climb the mountain, the giant would come charging down and kick the Trid all the way back to the bottom.
The Trids were miserable because the mountain contained fertile land, fresh water, and plenty of room to build homes. But nobody could get past the giant.
One day a traveling rabbi arrived on the island.
The Trids told him of their problem.
“Every time we try to climb the mountain, the giant kicks us off.”
The rabbi said, “Perhaps I can reason with him.”
The next morning the rabbi led a group of Trids up the mountain. Sure enough, the giant appeared.
He ran toward them and kicked every Trid all the way back down the mountain.
But he didn’t touch the rabbi.
The rabbi was puzzled.
The next day he tried again with even more Trids.
Again the giant kicked every Trid off the mountain.
But he left the rabbi alone.
Finally the rabbi climbed all the way to the giant’s cave and asked:
“I’ve watched you for days. You kick every Trid off this mountain, but you’ve never kicked me. Why not?”
The giant looked down at him and replied:
“Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids.”
If you want your cereal to be little Simpsons ‘nads, Corn Pops for the MFing win.
jrockbridge
Stealing Your Riffs
micwalt
Too Controversial To Have An Athleisure Line
I absolutely remember that joke.
Andrew Sak
Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
jrockbridge
Stealing Your Riffs
