My Microwave Oven

Honkridge

Honkridge

UNACCEPTABLE!
OK. I had to replace my dear old microwave. I loved that thing! Its been with me thru thick and thin. When I heard that ding and saw the little message that said. "Food Is Ready!", my heart would swell with gratitude. But all things must pass and it now is in the landfill. But I bought a new one!! Same brand, similar model cause I have BRAND LOYALTY. Yes I do. How fucking ever this new one has a beep instead of a ding, well I can live with that. But now the little message alerting you to the finished product only says, "Food Is Ready". Notice anything? There's no exclamation point!!! Like the machine isn't even excited for a job well done for its master. World's gone to shit
 
Did the old one have a hole in the back from years of use, and you would stand too close waiting for the burrito?

Mojo!

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* dammit! I'm sorry for the roast Honkridg. My microwave had a hole in the back. True story.
 
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Different microwaves have different personalities. Your old microwave was enthusiastic. Your new microwave does not care. Maybe the new microwave does not like you or your music. It happens.
 
I don't care to name names, but the honeymoon with the microwave is over for a certain forumite.

I wonder when the excitement for having his food heated so quickly waned? Maybe a Tina burrito date night is in order?
 
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I want a microwave that when I place a cup in it toward the front to heat something, that when the timer goes off it returns the cup to where I placed it at in the beginning. No matter how long the timer is set for.

I only need one freaking beep! Not 3!
 
Honkridge said:
OK. I had to replace my dear old microwave. I loved that thing! Its been with me thru thick and thin. When I heard that ding and saw the little message that said. "Food Is Ready!", my heart would swell with gratitude. But all things must pass and it now is in the landfill. But I bought a new one!! Same brand, similar model cause I have BRAND LOYALTY. Yes I do. How fucking ever this new one has a beep instead of a ding, well I can live with that. But now the little message alerting you to the finished product only says, "Food Is Ready". Notice anything? There's no exclamation point!!! Like the machine isn't even excited for a job well done for its master. World's gone to shit
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Deebo, is that you? It’s been a while, man. Back on the devil’s lettuce I see. How’s the dogs?
 
Our air fryer texts me when the food is done cooking. Wouldn’t it be funny if they actually gave microwaves a bit of attitude and personality. You open the door and it says, “Give it to me, baby!” Your food finishes cooking and it says, “Come and get it, Sweet Cheeks!”
 
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