Hot or Not? Flying V****a Edition

[wok]

Flying Vagina

http://www.vaginaguitars.com/

Mahogany body
Maple neck
Maple fretboard
25 super jumbo frets
24.75" scale
Steinberger Gearless Tuners
Gotoh wraparound bridge
Billet aluminum rear cover
Choice of humbuckers
3 or 6 way toggle switch
Includes hardshell case and T-shirt.
Available in black, white, black/white, white/black.
(custom are colors available if you want to pay dearly)

IF YOU DON'T LIKE VAGINA,
YOU PROBABLY PLAY KEYBOARDS

 

[wok]

oh come on...no responses?

 

[Grave Bomber]

"Any color other than black or white-+4785.99" hahaha

 

[Knox in Box]

Hardly ever played a bad one.

 

[Dogsinplastic]

This had been posted previously...possible explanation for the poor turnout.

 

[Kerouac]

I played one that was kinda off... had a weird stink to is.

 

[Coralkong]

I played one that was kinda off... had a weird stink to is.

 

[Mark Wein]

I liked their Facebook page during Namm. It was hilarious.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

A cool joke, but one cannot run a company on a joke. I would never play one on stage.

 

[wok]

A cool joke, but one cannot run a company on a joke. I would never play one on stage.

would you rather play the Wangcaster?

 

[Gary Blanchard]

would you rather play the Wangcaster?

Luckily, there are many other choices.

 

[LittleSnakes]

Meh. Clearly not marketed at me, since I do in fact play keyboards.

 

[Kerouac]

Meh. Clearly not marketed at me, since I do in fact play keyboards.

So you tickle the ovaries?


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[PunkKitty]

I think the target market here is sexually frustrated 17 year old boys.

 

[LittleSnakes]

So you tickle the ovaries?


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As often as she'll let me.

 

[baimun]

How are these not pink?


"strap one of these on and let your fingers go to town!"

 

[Pine Apple Slim]

It would be cool if they were good looking vaginas.
These are not.

 

[Stratguy]

A cool joke, but one cannot run a company on a joke. I would never play one on stage.

^^This

 

[Jbird]

Looks alright except for the wonky headstock

I don't think I'd want to play a guitar that said 'Vagina' on the headstock, though. Regardless of how good it played.

 

[reverend1]

Classy


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