Question: Why can't swallowing your own spit quench your thirst?

[Honkridge]

I've wondered about this for a looong time.

 

[Peen Simmons]

This is some airplane on a treadmill shit. I think the answer was in the Whales on Stilts book, but fucking @smurfco lost that shit when he pledged his soul to Danton.

Moist ass.

 

[baimun]

Because it doesn't change the actual hydration levels in your body.

 

[shoeless]

 

[smurfco]

It can. That's basically what a stillsuit is. Read a damn book!

 

[Peen Simmons]

It can. That's basically what a stillsuit is. Read a damn book!

We can’t read books—because @smurfco never mails them to the next person. He’s basically the devil.

 

[tiger roach]

Plus, if you are really thirsty, you ain’t got no spit.

 

[jp_nyc]

I’m still trying to figure out how I can swallow a pint of semen in two hours and still be thirsty.

 

[Peen Simmons]

I’m still trying to figure out how I can swallow a pint of semen in two hours and still be thirsty.

I didn’t know Rod Stewart was a member here.

 

[Honkridge]

Barkeep! Pull me a pint if ya know what I mean.

 

[jrockbridge]

Why can’t you just drink your own urine to quench your thirst like a normal person?

 

[Motorik]

I’m still trying to figure out how I can swallow a pint of semen in two hours and still be thirsty.

It's the salty nuts that get you to drink more.

 

[smurfco]

I’m still trying to figure out how I can swallow a pint of semen in two hours and still be thirsty.

what's in two hours?

 

[Peen Simmons]

It's the salty nuts that get you to drink more.

Watch it, @Motorik. This is a family forum. And right now you’re dancing with Mr. Deez.

 

[Motorik]

Watch it, @Motorik. This is a family forum. And right now you’re dancing with Mr. Deez.

Ha! Very good.

 

[Knox in Box]

I've never been more relieved to read the word "spit" in my life....

Also:

 

[Monson]

Sometimes our dog farts so much I wonder why he even needs to exhale too. I guess it's kind of the same thing.

 

[Andrew Sak]

I’m still trying to figure out how I can swallow a pint of semen in two hours and still be thirsty.

You probably weren't hungry.


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