Do you know why they call it a "mobile" phone?

The guy in the office next to me leaves his phone on the desk and someone often calls it non-stop when he isn't around. I'm not kidding when I say that thing rings for 15 minutes straight at a clip.

One day that might just vibrate and fall off his desk and get crushed on the floor by accident
 
A knucklehead whose desk has since been moved due to my hatred of him would always leave his phone at his desk. His wife would call 40 times a day and would ring with 'Here Comes The Bride' and add further fuel to my bonfire of disgust.
 
:lol:

you know how to fix that problem right? Hide is phone, then keep calling it so he hears it but can't find it. If you have a drop ceiling, put on one of the tiles.
 
Chad said:
That would drive me nuts. I can't stand rising in my dads car because it has that beeping noise when you backup.
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We stuck it in a co-worker's cube and after about a week of trying to find it, he was convinced it was coming from the overhead fluorescents. He called building maintenance and was going to have them rip the lighting fixtures down to figure out why they were periodically beeping. We were in stitches watching him go insane.
 
You need a female colleague to answer the phone and sound excited.

"Hello-oo-Oo-o? Oh, yes!

Sorry, he can't talk right now.....
Oh, oh, yes!"

*click*

The nasty thing about that is can all be explained away.
"Dude. You couldn't talk because you weren't here when your damned phone rang."

"The oohs and ahs? Someone offered her her favourite dessert just as she picked up your phone to stop its incessant ringing."

"It's all just a misunderstanding. What'd you do to make your wife think that? Jeez."
 
dodgechargerfan said:
You need a female colleague to answer the phone and sound excited.

"Hello-oo-Oo-o? Oh, yes!

Sorry, he can't talk right now.....
Oh, oh, yes!"

*click*

The nasty thing about that is can all be explained away.
"Dude. You couldn't talk because you weren't here when your damned phone rang."

"The oohs and ahs? Someone offered her her favourite dessert just as she picked up your phone to stop its incessant ringing."

"It's all just a misunderstanding. What'd you do to make your wife think that? Jeez."
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This will happen. Thank you for sharing your genius.
 
B Valley said:
A knucklehead whose desk has since been moved due to my hatred of him would always leave his phone at his desk. His wife would call 40 times a day and would ring with 'Here Comes The Bride' and add further fuel to my bonfire of disgust.
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That sounds unfuckingbearable!

dodgechargerfan said:
You need a female colleague to answer the phone and sound excited.

"Hello-oo-Oo-o? Oh, yes!

Sorry, he can't talk right now.....
Oh, oh, yes!"

*click*

The nasty thing about that is can all be explained away.
"Dude. You couldn't talk because you weren't here when your damned phone rang."

"The oohs and ahs? Someone offered her her favourite dessert just as she picked up your phone to stop its incessant ringing."

"It's all just a misunderstanding. What'd you do to make your wife think that? Jeez."
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Simply brilliant :lol:
 
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