Maybe It's The Movies That Suck, Not The CG Visual Effects

CGI hasn't been cool for 30 years, when it was so fake that they had to be artful with it and not just attempt to pass it off as real. It might be more subtle but "good CGI" still looks fake. It used to be its own thing. Now it's just digital tofurky.
 
Is this the thread where it's ok for me to say Avatar was boring?

That's being too kind.

And both CGI and most big tentpole movies suck. But BFD, I have HBO, Netflix, Amazon Prime, and a comfy couch. I wouldn't go to a theater anyway, so I don't expect Hollywoo to try targeting me with cerebral, well-acted films.
 
That's being too kind.

And both CGI and most big tentpole movies suck. But BFD, I have HBO, Netflix, Amazon Prime, and a comfy couch. I wouldn't go to a theater anyway, so I don't expect Hollywoo to try targeting me with cerebral, well-acted films.
HollyWOOOOOOO
 
one name....the gratest of all CG names....


Jar Jar motherfucking Binks

love him or die.


mesa say I'ma gonna skin you alive
 
Technology has produced a race of spoiled and entitled pricks who have lost anything resembling suspension of disbelief. They feel Hollywood owes them perfect realism and perfect stories that adhere to the highest levels of 100% accurate science. Any flaw in this is considered a piece of shit. And yet they create nothing of their own.

When I was growing up they threw dummies out of windows, fights were phoney, ray guns simply worked, and getting shot was only a flesh wound. We knew it was fiction and we used our imagination. Today, brilliant accomplishments like Gravity and Interstellar get shit because they're not 100% scientifically accurate. This is because technology has produced a bunch of entitled anal OCD accuracy nerds with no imagination. They'd rather pick something apart than take the ride.

The Six Million Dollar Man use to run in slow-motion. Never forget.
 


For what it's worth, this list seems to concentrate on when the cgi was most distracting. Though I do understand what Oscar is getting at, there is a point where they should have just left it alone.
 
Because I'm not a spoiled bitch. The Six Million Dollar Man use to run in slow-motion. Never forget.

Oh, I used to like my cheesy effects as well.

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