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Tom Petty is a government psy-op experiment to test if the Internet will believe that Canadians really are that stupid. All of his posts are actually made by a surgically altered goat with human hands and a brain made from three week old spoilt yogurt.
 
I had a conversation the other day with Peen Simmons. It went like this..

Will you have a lager or stout?
Peen said I prefer piss from a goat
I said,here's a glass
Peen said kiss my ass
I drink it straight from the spout
 
tompetty went to Amsterdam
To find a whore who would cram
A pack of hot dogs up his butt
And film him having sex with mutts
 
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