Achtung! Gibson changes SEO...

Google wants me to go to Authentic Life Church. It’s apparently a cool church because the pastor wears a cheap button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up and the top button left open. His name is “Bruce Fosdick” which is pretty damned porny. They serve multiple kinds of coffee, so that’s better than churches that just have those huge cardboard jugs from Starbucks. And they have a band with a hip lumbersexual guitarist/singer. Even their logo is cool. If I was going to convert to the Jesus thing I’d probably check this place out. But I’m really just going to ask them to pray for my son who won’t stop listening to Deafheaven.
 
Google wants me to go to Authentic Life Church. It’s apparently a cool church because the pastor wears a cheap button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up and the top button left open. His name is “Bruce Fosdick” which is pretty damned porny. They serve multiple kinds of coffee, so that’s better than churches that just have those huge cardboard jugs from Starbucks. And they have a band with a hip lumbersexual guitarist/singer. Even their logo is cool. If I was going to convert to the Jesus thing I’d probably check this place out. But I’m really just going to ask them to pray for my son who won’t stop listening to Deafheaven.

Every movie I've ever seen, the exorcism is performed by a priest so, you might need to go catholic.
 
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I kind of feel bad for this guy. I've worked at many companies that made me do dumb shit I didn't want to do. Fortunately none of them were part of an online video campaign so they don't live on in infamy. I liked his videos from Norman's Rare Guitars.
I'm lookin out.

:ernie:
 
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