Happy Martha Faulkin’ Father’s Day!

[jrockbridge]

…To you fathers, your dads or the memories of fathers gone. Cheers!

I have a question. What are the limits to what fathers can get away with on this day? For example, is taking out a 2nd mortgage to finance an actual vintage 59 LP crossing a line?

 

[dodgechargerfan]

I have a question. What are the limits to what fathers can get away with on this day? For example, is taking out a 2nd mortgage to finance an actual vintage 59 LP crossing a line?

There’s a reason that Father’s Day is on a Sunday.
However, if you can get a 2nd mortgage today, that’s a sign that it was meant to be.

You can’t get away with it on any other day.

 

[jrockbridge]

I assume it’s a given that fathers can get falling down drunk, pass out, and even piss themselves on this day. Yet, having a sex worker show up at the house with cocaine is probably out of bounds. So, non-fathers should be happy to know, you’re not necessarily missing out on much.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Why would you want today to be just like a work day?

 

[jrockbridge]

I have one child that made me a father. I feel happy, and lucky, that my 20 year old son is a good person. We talk and get along with few disagreements.

I also have 3 hairy daughters and a bird son. Shouldn’t pet parenting count for fatherhood?

 

[dodgechargerfan]

 

[Bob411]

Somebody on Facebook said you can leave the toilet seat up today but, I'm too scarred to try it.