How is Deebo Like the CTA?

Peen Simmons

Peen Simmons

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Don’t blame me, @DdBob. This is what NPR is reporting.

We did take the L to the opera last weekend and they made us pay our fares in freezer burritos.
 
NPR obviously has the wrong info because DdBob is always fashionably EARLY by 5 minutes and has been his whole life. DdBob hates tardiness and is a stickler for being on time. DdBob also does not blow his weed everywhere and is conscientious to others. He (DdBob) took notice of the loser construction guys a couple weeks ago building a duplex next to his workplace. The stucco guys were literally blowing weed every 15 to 30 minutes, so much so that DdBob's boss asked If he too smelled a skunk in the area. DdBob informed his boss that it was the construction guys next door smoking weed. DdBob then later witnessed one of the two stucco guys at the end of the day was so high he crawled into the work truck and fell asleep for a half hour. It was a total failboat of loserness and unprofessionalism
 
DdBob said:
It’s too dry here for subways and also piss
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It’s a dry pee.

It’s kinda surprising that L stops always smell like pee because there’s not a lot of super convenient nooks and crannies for public urination if you’re young and inebriated and in distress. Of course, this presupposes even a minor concern for discretion.

Edit: So @PunkKitty — is your answer to “How is Deebo like the CTA?” that it’s okay to pee on Deebo?!? I mean, kinky. But MWGL is a open and welcoming space. Pee freely! On Deebo!
 
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Peen Simmons said:
It’s a dry pee.

It’s kinda surprising that L stops always smell like pee because there’s not a lot of super convenient nooks and crannies for public urination if you’re young and inebriated and in distress. Of course, this presupposes even a minor concern for discretion.

Edit: So @PunkKitty — is your answer to “How is Deebo like the CTA?” that it’s okay to pee on Deebo?!? I mean, kinky. But MWGL is an open and welcoming space. Pee freely! On Deebo!
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Whoa….hey now…..jeez
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Peen Simmons said:
It’s a dry pee.

It’s kinda surprising that L stops always smell like pee because there’s not a lot of super convenient nooks and crannies for public urination if you’re young and inebriated and in distress. Of course, this presupposes even a minor concern for discretion.

Edit: So @PunkKitty — is your answer to “How is Deebo like the CTA?” that it’s okay to pee on Deebo?!? I mean, kinky. But MWGL is a open and welcoming space. Pee freely! On Deebo!
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:spit:
 
DdBob is usually elevated on a steel structure. His underside is covered in graffiti. Not sure if he runs on electricity or diesel.
 
PunkKitty said:
Don't let us discourage you. It really is a great city.
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Yeah, @Denverdave, bitching about stuff is just a general Chicago pastime. It’s fine. And you can pee on the train while smoking a bowl.

It’s a nice place and as a tourist you’ll likely never encounter any of the petty stuff that locals like to kvetch about.
 
Also, nothing in the city smells more like pee than the stairwell of the shared Home Depot/Guitar Center parking garage. It’s like 1,000 cat boxes simmering on top of a giant radiator in there. I think the city routes all the waste water from the Wrigley Field troughs into that stairwell.
 
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Also, nothing in the city smells more like pee than the stairwell of the shared Home Depot/Guitar Center parking garage. It’s like 1,000 cat boxes simmering on top of a giant radiator in there. I think the city routes all the waste water from the Wrigley Field toughs into that stairwell.
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ooooh yuck, that is gross. We don't have anything like that in Tucson.
 
Peen Simmons said:
Also, nothing in the city smells more like pee than the stairwell of the shared Home Depot/Guitar Center parking garage. It’s like 1,000 cat boxes simmering on top of a giant radiator in there. I think the city routes all the waste water from the Wrigley Field toughs into that stairwell.
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Yeah. That is bad. It's worth taking the HD escalator down to street level and then walking to GC outside.
 
Peen Simmons said:
Yeah, @Denverdave, bitching about stuff is just a general Chicago pastime. It’s fine. And you can pee on the train while smoking a bowl.

It’s a nice place and as a tourist you’ll likely never encounter any of the petty stuff that locals like to kvetch about.
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I tend to like to do 'locals' stuff when I visit a city, but I can play tourist as well.
 
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