It's like a Bigsby but different.

[dmn23]

https://www.sadanduseless.com/poop-knife/

 

[smorgdonkey]

Harsh...

 

[jp_nyc]

I’ve been tempted to buy one of these. One of the kids loves white bread bagels and eats nothing with fiber in it. He’s only nine but he somehow manages to squeeze out turds the size of my fist. I might make him start cutting up his own dumps until he learns to eat an apple now and then.

 

[rhino]

That’s a shitty comparison to make

 

[2manband]

I wouldnt compare it to a Bigsby. I mean the poop knife is actually useful

 

[Rick 381]

I'm gonna wait until I can get one on late night TV made by Ginsu.

 

[tiger roach]

kill me now

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

kill me now

I guess you could get a Duesenberg instead.

 

[Motorik]

I guess you could get a Duesenberg instead.

More like a Deuce-enberg, amirite?

 

[irishstu]

I coulda done with one of those over the weekend. Four flushes AND four buckets of water to get rid of my son's... deposit.

 

[Highernoon]

WTF is up with toilets in USA?

 

[DdBob]

WTF is up with toilets in USA?

not the toilets....the diet

 

[DdBob]

BTW I saw this from dm's link....Stevie Nicks shopping at Wal mart

 

[DdBob]

 

[bsman]

Ever regret clicking on a thread?

 

[Peen Simmons]

Heh. LOGGINGS. Heh.

 

[Tiltsta]

This can slice a thick log and still provide a mild jazzy vibrato effect.

 

[MonkeyZero]

I’ve been tempted to buy one of these. One of the kids loves white bread bagels and eats nothing with fiber in it. He’s only nine but he somehow manages to squeeze out turds the size of my fist. I might make him start cutting up his own dumps until he learns to eat an apple now and then.

My brother says his oldest is the same way. He expects to find her split in half on the bathroom floor one day. Can't figure out how an 11 year old can create and get something that large out of their body without tearing something.