Johnny Depp passed out with melted ice cream

[DdBob]

 

[bsman]

Johnny Depp and Jean-Paul Marat: separates at birth?

 

[Andrew Sak]

He would not make a good Rolling Stone.

 

[rickenvox]

How old is that? His decor is horrible if that’s his place.

 

[Flatspotter]

I don't always pass out, but when I do, it's with melted ice cream.

 

[Guitar Heel]

I used to tell my ex that her Indian name was “passed out with sandwich”

found her at a raft up in the boat passed out with an absolute death grip on a turkey sandwich.

 

[tiger roach]

That boy ain’t right.

 

[smurfco]

When he’s passed out on the couch,
Depp’s in the ice cream
With half a bite in his mouth,
Depp’s in the ice cream

 

[DdBob]

How old is that? His decor is horrible if that’s his place.

2014
https://pagesix.com/2020/07/13/pict...ep-and-covered-in-ice-cream-emerges-in-court/

 

[tiger roach]

2014
https://pagesix.com/2020/07/13/pict...ep-and-covered-in-ice-cream-emerges-in-court/

well he should have been fully wealthy by 2014

YOUR CRIB SUX OILY PIRATE BOI

 

[Peen Simmons]

MORE LIKE JOHNNY DERP, AMIRITE?!?

 

[Andrew Sak]

In Johnny's defense, that looks like a shake. He probably kicked it up a notch and ordered the malt.

Suspenders , Levies, and a tucked in shirt. Bad ink. Nobody's aping that look.

I do like the bandana.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Tom's best song?

 

[Acadiafall]

Ive no idea if Depp is the wife beater he's accused of being or not but I do not like his ex. She seems somehow crazy mental.

 

[jbj]

Ive no idea if Depp is the wife beater he's accused of being or not but I do not like his ex. She seems somehow crazy mental.

Yeah she comes across as a nasty piece of work.

It's all over the papers here because. She was secretly filming him, not beating her, just out of it on drink / drugs and there's a horribly staged photo with some lines, a massive glass of supposed booze (looks like pressed apple juice to me) and 2 very neatly incriminating items - his credit card laid facing right at the camera and a little stash box with property of JD on it.

This is supposed to have been taken on the fly by her : rolleyes: she's been trying to build evidence for her narrative much in the same way Lewinsky kept a jizz stained dress in her wardrobe for ages.

 

[Knox in Box]

Yeah, how the hell am I supposed to ever spank it to Amber Heard ever again? I'm boycotting!!! Serves her right!

 

[Gary Blanchard]

It seems like two troubled people to me.

 

[Flamencology]

What a waste of ice cream.

Yet another reason to erase the clown from existence.

 

[bsman]

It's funny how that same picture, if it was of a one-year-old, would be viewed as terribly cute...

 

[sleewell]

back when i lived in CA after college and had roommates this happened to me. my buddy was hammered and fell asleep on my lazy boy with a huge thing of ice cream. i was pissed. luckily he felt bad and bought it from me so it wasn't a total loss but still.