Let's Have a Funny Pic Thread! Mk 61

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I learned decades ago (from observation) that you never ask/assume a woman is pregnant unless she is actually delivering...
Aslo, not a good idea to ask a guy if his wife is pregnant but, I'm stupid. Between planting and harvest I and the farmer I was working for were at his son's farm who was going into growing turkeys. Installing miles of automatic feeder lines, water lines, gas lines for the heaters and more gas lines for for the pens the chicks started in. Anyways, the son is driving around with a bentwood rocker in the back of his truck so, I ask him is Janice pregnant? He gets in my face and say, You making a crack about her weight? Spoiler alert- I really liked her, she was sweet, kind. I wish there were more people like her in the world. And I told him as such. Then he asked me why I would say something like that. I replied, in the spring we get the planter out and get it ready to plant. In the fall we get the combine ready for harvest and you've been driving around for a week with a rocking chair in the back of your truck so, I thought she might be expecting. He backed off and was just more asshole-ish the rest of the morning. He went to his house for lunch and when he came back, he said you were right.
 
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