It's all in good fun man! Yeah, I've always had the big eyebrows, and if I don't take care of them I unibrow it. I just think it'd be silly to go have them done. It'd be such a difference! One day I've got caterpillars on my head, the next: perfectly groomed 'brows? I dunno if that'd fly with my friends, I'd never hear the end of it.
I'm also Croatian and Lebanese, which makes for a lovely cocktail of hair. No beard yet though, fuck off DNA.