Accept it, it's in your DNA. You're a white guy through and through. You love cars and women and guitars, and there's no shame in that. Revel in it. Put that amp in your driveway Sunday morning and call to order the Church of Surf.
The Ventures didn't just happen, they were put here for a reason. Walk Don't Run, Pipeline, Wipeout... were the result of divine inspiration. They weren't written so much as they popped out of someone. They're as natural as the tide and the grass in your suburban backyard.
Thank you, that was my best John Watt.