Food Jam: The best commercails on TV right now!

smurfco

smurfco

Meatus McPrepuce
How about these Taco Bell commercials where there are two people getting to know each other and they are looking at each other and smiling and starting to fall in love and you know that they are going to fuck hard and then all of a sudden one of them hears a bell ring and says well fuck this I need to go eat some garbage slop waste meat and I can’t even explain, no time to explain I got to go now so they leave immediately without saying another goddamn word and head straight for the nearest Taco Bell and the other person is sitting there like what the fuck but honestly I think that it probably saved that person a lot of grief because frankly that seems like something a psychopath would do
 
smurfco said:
How about these Taco Bell commercials where there are two people getting to know each other and they are looking at each other and smiling and starting to fall in love and you know that they are going to fuck hard and then all of a sudden one of them hears a bell ring and says well fuck this I need to go eat some garbage slop waste meat and I can’t even explain, no time to explain I got to go now so they leave immediately without saying another goddamn word and head straight for the nearest Taco Bell and the other person is sitting there like what the fuck but honestly I think that it probably saved that person a lot of grief because frankly that seems like something a psychopath would do
Click to expand...
I had a conversation with my lady when these commercials first came out. The first one(at the beach), had the young gal order just one item and a regular size drink. A couple of weeks later in this same commercial, she had 3 items and a bigger drink!!!!!

Controversy!
20220712_092029.jpg

I'll need a box for all this shit
20220712_092017.jpg
 
Last edited:
I only see commercials when I’m at the gym during the day. So no Taco Bell ads. I see ads for prescription drugs, malpractice lawyers, and those dentures that they bolt into your mouth after you get out of rehab.
 
Andrew Sak said:
I had a conversation with my lady when these commercials first came out. The first one(at the beach), had the young gal order just one item and a regular size drink. A couple of weeks later in this same commercial, she had 3 items and a bigger drink!!!!!

Controversy!
View attachment 75979
I'll need a box for all this shit
View attachment 75980
Click to expand...

Ha! Good spot. She got supersized. Choosing prediabetes over the young man.
 
Gieco probably has the best commercials these days. Budweiser used to be good, but they've been absent/lacking lately.
 
Out of the insurance commercials, I prefer some of the *Progressive Insurance advertisements. The ones where they become their parents. They aren't all winners, but there are a couple of real gems. Specifically the one were they are in the parking lot of a sporting event.
 
Last edited:
I hardly ever see commercials because I only watch stuff on the pute. Ublock wasn't working a few days ago and I saw some. Highly disturbing.
 
It’s coming up on two years since I have seen a tv commercial. Coming up on two years since I have watched a regular tv channel too.
 
I rarely see Tv commercials anymore, and when I do, I mostly have no idea what they are advertising.
 
Most of what I watch is from the DVR so I fast forward through commercials. Insurance commercials are one of my least favorite things in the world; the various companies seem to be in a race to the bottom of the barrel.
 
There is apparently nothing on Earth more irresistible than the urge to tell people you never see commercials anymore.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top