The Smurfco Cycle

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Meatus McPrepuce
(though I'm sure it isn't just me)

Monday: I'm sad and life is boring. *sees gear* Ooh! *orders gear*
Tuesday: *daydreams about gear*
Wednesday: *daydreams about gear*
Thursday: *daydreams about gear*
Friday: *daydreams about gear*
Saturday - Sunday: *daydreams about gear*
Monday: *gear shows up* Hey this is cool. I'm still sad and bored tho.

(repeat)
 
I thought you made a custom bicycle. Take up mountain biking. You wont be bored or think life sucks during the ride.
 
I imagined something like this.
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micwalt said:
You need a RealDoll™.
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"What is REAL?" asked smurfco’s RealDoll™ one day, when they were lying side by side near the washer and dryer, while smurfco and micwalt were at band practice. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you or play dirty talk?"

"Real isn't how you are made," said micwalt’s RealDoll™. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a lonely rock musician loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."

"Does it hurt?" asked smurfco’s RealDoll™.

"Sometimes," said micwalt’s RealDoll™, for she was always sore. "But when you are Real you don't mind being hurt."

"Does it happen all at once, like when smurfco dresses up like Sgt. Pepper” she asked, "or bit by bit?"

"It doesn't happen all at once," said micwalt’s RealDoll™. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to RealDolls™ who don’t get fucked several times a day, or have rip or tear, or who have to be handled with care. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people like Gary Blanchard who don't understand."
 
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Bravo!
Flamencology said:
"What is REAL?" asked smurfco’s RealDoll™ one day, when they were lying side by side near the washer and dryer, while the smurfco and micwalt were at band practice. "Does it mean having things that buzz inside you?"

"Real isn't how you are made," said micwalt’s RealDoll™. "It's a thing that happens to you. When a lonely rock musician loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but REALLY loves you, then you become Real."

"Does it hurt?" asked smurfco’s RealDoll™.

"Sometimes," said micwalt’s RealDoll™, for she was always truthful. "When you are Real you don't mind being hurt."

"Does it happen all at once, like when smurfco dresses up like Sgt. Pepper” she asked, "or bit by bit?"

"It doesn't happen all at once," said micwalt’s RealDoll™. "You become. It takes a long time. That's why it doesn't happen often to people who don’t get fucked several times a day, or have rip or tear, or who have to be handled with care. Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people like Gary Blanchard who don't understand."
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