Turns out It's a Canadian Ruse

[shoeless]

There are no wildfires. They're just having a massive, country-wide bar-b-que and we weren't invited.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

We would have invited most of y’all, but we couldn’t risk that a particular few would find out and just show up.
We prefer to avoid the drama.

Sorry.

 

[DinoMikeSr]

Getting that deep smoke flavor on the Northern Neck of Virginia.

 

[shoeless]

We would have invited most of y’all, but we couldn’t risk that a particular few would find out and just show up.
We prefer to avoid the drama.

Sorry.

Understood. Hate it when that happens.

 

[Dudeman1967]

Just smokin some meats, eh?

Trim your shrubbery and bushes g’damnit

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Just smokin some meats, eh?

Trim your shrubbery and bushes g’damnit

All 1.3 billion acres?

 

[Dudeman1967]

All 1.3 billion acres?

Yes. Get crakin!

 

[bsman]

From the smell of it, the Montreal smoked meat is not going to taste right for a while...