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I've been offered tickets to see The Boston Celtics in a few weeks. Should I take them? I don't really know what they do. Is it jazz?
 
While we're talking about basketball. Why in the fuck is Utah still named the Jazz? Salt Lake City is like the least jazziest city of all time. Is there some kind of super hip underground Mormon jazz scene I should know about?
 
So, I have a ticket for the Celtics fighting against the Cleveland Cavaliers. Are the Cavaliers on horseback and do I need to bring my own shield and sword?
 
While we're talking about basketball. Why in the fuck is Utah still named the Jazz? Salt Lake City is like the least jazziest city of all time. Is there some kind of super hip underground Mormon jazz scene I should know about?

It's for the same reason the Lakers are in LA and the Cardinals are in Arizona.
 
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