You are starting a lot of weird threads tonight. Are you on coke?
I think Flo and Jake from State Farm and the Farmers guy should have a big beach party, with guitars around a campfire, and that worthless emu roasting on a spit.
Harsh, I’m not saying kill the bird!
He keeps Doug warm at night.
Are gecko tails edible?
If not, let the emu eat the gecko first before you kill the emu. Fatten the bird up a bit.