What's your favorite almost-curse word thing to say?

[Jbird]

wanker...

I drive a taxi

If a Mazda pulls out in front of you, are they a Wankel instead of a wanker?

 

[rickenvox]

'sblood

 

[CBHScott]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...dddddgggggggggggggge.

 

[shoeless]

Son of a biscuit

Slight variation: son of a biscuit maker

 

[Knox in Box]

I only do it in German where personal insults can get you sued, fired or criminal charges. So I say they're a bunch of Pfützen (puddles) instead of Fotzen (cunts) or Spatzen (sparrows) instead of Spasten (spastics).

English I just swear.

 

[blind radish]

Fa-natz

 

[Motorik]

spastics

Old school!

 

[Tralfaz]

Heavens to Betsy! Oh my stars and garters!

Actually the only euphemism I use is "holy shitteroons!" which isn't much of a euphemism now that I think about it.

 

[Danhedonia]

Shartastic.

 

[Laughing Boy]

"That's gosh darned horse pucky you worthless cunt."

 

[Modern Saint]

Duck that!!!

 

[rickenvox]

Jesus fucking H Christ

I have no idea what the H is for, but it softens it a bit


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[Flatspotter]

Jesus fucking H Christ

I have no idea what the H is for, but it softens it a bit


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The H stands for Harold. As in "Hark the Harold Angels Sing" and "Our Father, who art in Heaven, Harold be thy name."

 

[Andrew Sak]

Jesus fucking H Christ

I have no idea what the H is for, but it softens it a bit


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Holy. That signifies that in addition to calling out Jesus with the F bomb in the middle, you are admitting He's holy and not just some guy. It can also be construed as you blaming Him for whatever caused you to utter the not almost curse words. Oh yeah. You broke The Third Commandment.

 

[Guitar Heel]

Steamed hams.

 

[rickenvox]

Holy. That signifies that in addition to calling out Jesus with the F bomb in the middle, you are admitting He's holy and not just some guy. It can also be construed as you blaming Him for whatever caused you to utter the not almost curse words. Oh yeah. You broke The Third Commandment.

adultery?

and it's Harold not Holy

 

[GDSmithTX]

In mixed company, I will use "Godblessit!" when frustrated. Otherwise I just let the blue fly.

 

[mongooz]

frickin-frack!!!

also cheez-n-rice!!

 

[Andrew Sak]

adultery?

I don't know what else you have going on, but no.

adultery?

and it's Harold not Holy

You probably learned it from Captain Quint while watching Jaws and kicked it up a notch.

'Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.

I see you became an expert on the term. Did you do research at the library?

 

[Tralfaz]

Steamed hams.

Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."