Women!

The first thing I thought when I saw "Women" was all these new butt-cracks I'm seeing. You don't have to bend down to be showing that any more. There's some new, not shiny spandex, but some soft cotton looking kind of pants out there, high off the ankles, but low enough on the hips to be showing butt crack. Back in the wild, feminist days of the seventies and early eighties, road wisdom was if you could see it you could touch it, as a band member offstage, and that included chicks flashing boobies on the dance floor, even if your guitar cord acted as your chaperone.

Now, as an older gentleman, if I was sticking my finger in there saying "wiggly wiggly" with a smile on my face, I'd probably get the full perv treatment. Dropping a quarter down a famous male butt crack in a music store, so that person would be grossed out and leave won me lots of points with the other musicians. My, how times have changed.

neveradultmoment, John Watt
 
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