Your favorite quotes

[rickenvox]

"I used to have a drug problem; now I make enough money."

to go to rehab and get clean?

 

[shoeless]

"I used to have a drug problem; now I make enough money."

That was David Lee Roth, wasn't it?

 

[rickenvox]

"Why do you always have to be so fucking literal?"

flamencology

 

[Danhedonia]

That was indeed classic DLR. I believe in that same interview he said "Quiet Riot. You know, bands like that are here today, gone .... later today."

 

[David_]

I'd rather guide my father into my mother than support England

Governments don't want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. That is against their interests. They want obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept it.

All right, but when they attack the car, save the radio.

 

[sunvalleylaw]

A current favorite.

"The shadow does not hold sway yet. Not over you, not over me." - Arwen

 

[rhino]

Imagine traveling back in time to explain to your teenage self that in the future you’ll have access to everything you’ve ever wanted at the click of a button and yet you’ll choose to argue about the propriety of certain cheese types vs others with a bunch of Internet guitarists.

- @Peen Simmons

 

[Guitar Heel]

I am a golden god.

I like drugs.

 

[Guitar Heel]

Arthur Carlson

so amazing. I always love seeing this.

 

[Dudeman1967]

"As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly."

“They’re hitting the ground like bags of wet cement!”
- Les Nessman

 

[GomezAddams]

"What, me worry?" -- Alfred E Newman

 

[GDSmithTX]

"As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly."

After the buildup of the whole sequence, this is possibly the funniest line ever spoken on television.

 

[Bones McHorror]

Only two things are meant to be broken: bonez and rulez, brother!

- Terry "Hulk" Hogan

 

[halsam00]

"I'm just as sick as the others, although I prefer to do my sickness in private."
~ Mick Mars

 

[DdBob]

Ok, this argument is starting to get pretty cheesy.

 

[dmn23]

When I signed up, I asked, ‘What time is practice?’ Prince took off his glasses and said, ‘Mark, we don’t practice. We rehearse. Practice is what you do at home.’ —interview with Mark Brown

 

[335clone]

He was a drinking man with a guitar problem...

J.McMurtry

 

[shoeless]

Rectum? Hell, it killed him!

--Unkown

 

[335clone]

Rectum? Hell, it damn near killed him!

--Unkown

FIFY

 

[Danhedonia]

"Can I just get a hundred million dollars offa you so I can get the fuck outta here?"

~ Panhandler, Harvard Square, to young people in formal attire circa 1988