Stupid Stripper quote of the day 11/22/10

[Zemmy]

Stripper #1: I'm leaving early because we aren't going to have any customers today

Me: when the fuck you you become clairvoyant??

Stripper #1: Never heard of her

Me: who?

Stripper #1: Claire Voyant

Me: :hd:

 

[12Pack]

Brilliant!

 

[Elias Graves]

:golfclap:

Good one.

EG

 

[gibby mcfender]

Recurring thread delivers again.

 

[baimun]

As much as it seems like working in a strip club would be an awesome job.... I think the plummetting IQ's would drive me bezerk.

 

[Tiltsta]

Wow.

 

[jelloman]

 

[Dew Knot Hump]

I"m waiting for "don't pull my ears, I know what I'm doing."

 

[Elias Graves]

I"m waiting for "don't pull my ears, I know what I'm doing."

Ears? Who pulls ears?

EG

 

[12Pack]

As much as it seems like working in a strip club would be an awesome job.... I think the plummetting IQ's would drive me bezerk.

They would also make ya look smart too.

 

[reverend1]

That's awesome; You work with Ivy League strippers!


Clair Voyant is a bitch anyway.

 

[baimun]

They would also make ya look smart too.

Honestly, I would rather be in a room of equals or even challenge myself in topics I know nothing about than always being the smartest person in the room and constantly having to "talk down" to everyone. It would either make me feel like a kindergarden teacher, or I'd go off the edge and want to start thinning the gene pool.








Hence... the reason I no longer post at HC.

 

[Modern Saint]

Nice!

 

[12Pack]

How come all these stupid strippers are smart enought to not go home with me.....






oh shit......wait a minute.......

 

[gibby mcfender]

Ears? Who pulls ears?

EG

What kind of gentleman?!

 

[Zemmy]

As much as it seems like working in a strip club would be an awesome job.... I think the plummetting IQ's would drive me bezerk.

most of the shit that goes on here is the opposite of what people think...most guys covet getting into the dressing room

trust me, its the last place you want to be...

 

[Kerouac]

Clarie Voyant would be a great pornstar name. Ever think of starting a side business?

 

[Zemmy]

Clarie Voyant would be a great pornstar name. Ever think of starting a side business?

actually, i have thought about it...i wanna produce a 3D porn movie

 

[baimun]

most of the shit that goes on here is the opposite of what people think...most guys covet getting into the dressing room

trust me, its the last place you want to be...

Every guy thinks the girls love them... yet so many girls there actually hate the men that come in.... and each other.

 

[Zemmy]

Every guy thinks the girls love them... yet so many girls there actually hate the men that come in.... and each other.

and their DJ, and the cheating boyfriend, and their life...