Thank God this guitar is ugly.

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A hollowbody baritone. With a piezo. That’s normally something that would have me clicking buttons at Sweetwater. I’d even give it a pass for being an Ed Sheeran sig…except that it’s a photo top. With art by…Ed Sheeran.
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Fortunately Ibanez just announced a semihollow baritone that isn’t hideous and costs less than half what this thing does.
 
Is Ed Sheeran really still a thing to an extent that associating him with a product will sell that product?

Is it that important for brands to directly market their guitars to wedding djs?
 
Is Ed Sheeran really still a thing to an extent that associating him with a product will sell that product?

Is it that important for brands to directly market their guitars to wedding djs?
Is it a geographic thing? Are people in England asking, if Taylor Swift is really still a thing?
 
Is it a geographic thing? Are people in England asking, if Taylor Swift is really still a thing?
Taylor Swift is one of the most famous billionaires on earth. Even the UK probably knows about her. Ed Sheeran is the guy who wrote some songs someone maybe heard once. Oh, and one time he partied with Scotland’s secondbest wedding entertainer.
 
Clearly this is a cry for help from Mr. Sheeran.
Maybe that dj from Scotland can sit in on the drug intervention?
 
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