WTF: The Third Installement Of The Thread About Nothing

I think I might go get more booze...*sigh*

so we are about to enter our 5th month of no hot water.
also not cool.
so I decided, just now, fuck the electric bill this payday, we're getting a new water heater.
this boiling water to bathe shit is getting old
real old
 
I did, for a couple days...:facepalm:

thing is, I'm still drunk from last night, so...

but the store is a whole two blocks away
and I'm pretty lazy.
I mean, shit, that's halfway across town.
literally.

but I'll probably go anyways
 
CBHScott said:
Being an ATM "field service engineer" sometimes isn't the glamourous job it sounds like :rolleyes:. After busting my ass for near two weeks, just as I'm getting ready to start the countdown to escape America's Largest Prison (NYC) as early as humanly possible Sunday morning, I get a bad cold. Thanks, fuckers - I just got over one about a month ago, and it was well over a year since the last one :mad:.
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Bummer.

Your job reminds me that a guy I went to high school with perpetrated the first attempted ATM robbery in Oklahoma many years ago.
He and a partner tried to mace the guards as they were changing money.
He got shot for his troubles...
 
yep


well, it is here

seriously.

you can be arrested for being drunk at the pool/lake


and when I lived in Victoria, we had delivery
and not just for booze.
they would pick up anything, short of illegal drugs

I once had him hit the toy store (for something I had on hold), and get camera batteries, McD's, and booze in one trip
only cost $7 on top of the cost of what I bought
way cheaper than a cab would have been
 
sounds familiar
many many months familiar, in fact

hey I think I might try a take on a a 16 Tons cover
 
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