Coralkong
Alien
Are you helping?

JK.
I would love to try one out, but I must say, if I were to spend that much $$$ for a guitar, I sure as shit would try it out in person before I bought it.

Fucking LOVE it, though.
Irrational, you say?
Also:
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This:
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Wanted one of these before I could even PLAY guitar and it's still as absurdly impractical, heavy and expensive as it was for me then.
WTF is THAT?
FUCKING YES. I love that guitar!
If I'm not mistaken, this is one of the import models, which there is no shame in. I own an orange 5120, which is an incredible guitar. I've played the $3000 Gretsches, they don't play any better than mine. I love mine. This is actually mine in this picture. Now, that doesn't mean I don't covet that White Falcon. Yes-sir-ee, I'd take one of those in a heartbeat!
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Ummm, other than the custom shop models (which are very expensive), all modern Gretsches are imported. There hasn't been a US made production line Gretsch guitar since 1981 (when Baldwin closed down Gretsch).
Oh wow. Had no idea (obviously). Where are they made now?
I actually hate relic guitars. I want all those marks, scratches, dents, and dings to be mine. Every one should be a story of some bar gig somewhere. Relics are poser guitars, in my opinion. Buy a new guitar, play the shit out of it, relic it the old fashioned way!