Help!I'maRock!
Mediocringly Derivative
Dear Ethan Hein, it was Pete Townshend. Thanks, bye.
Do I detect a whiff of misogyny?![]()
Getting huffy about it is stupid, too.
So we should take a "calmer than you, bro" approach?

Showmanship in general is stupid. Asking a town how it is doing and if it is ready to rock is stupid. Towns can't answer your questions. "Hey, Synecdoche, are you ready to rock?"
Are there GOOD high school halloween haunted houses?I feel like I’m in a bad high school Halloween haunted house.
Are there GOOD high school halloween haunted houses?
You're not the target demo. If the unwashed masses think they got their money's worth, then the theatrics work. Sometimes, all the hamburger needs is some ketchup.Coming from an academic theatre background...
I think that if you’re gonna do theatrics, then do them right and go all in and give it some thought.
I cringe at automated lights, lasers, and smoke machines. I feel like I’m in a bad high school Halloween haunted house.
You're not the target demo. If the unwashed masses think they got their money's worth, then the theatrics work. Sometimes, all the hamburger needs is some ketchup.
