Hey, look...OJ Simpson died...
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VoidTerraFirma
Live to wine
Flamencology
You don't deserve koa.
Ugh, this breaks my little heart. He was a huge part of my memories with 90s pop culture. Just like the Spice Girls, the Monica Lewinsky, Backstreet Boys, the Macarena, Titanic, the Unabomber, Waco, Soy Bomb, the Oklahoma City bombing, Pulp Fiction, Austin Powers, The Simpsons… 
sunvalleylaw
Yep.
Will his hearse look like an old sport ute driving real slow? Will the hearse be rented from Hertz?
mongooz
Sic Semper Tyrannis ☨
Tig
Dildo Store Warlord
One of the greatest prosecutorial mistakes in US history is still never discussed. Everyone remembers Cochran's, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" quote.
Now remember, the all leather gloves were found on the wet lawn after the sprinkler system soaked them. What happens to leather gloves when soaked? That's tight. They SHRINK. Why the fuck did the prosecution fail to bring that up? They could have bought a few pairs of the exact gloves in OJ's size and performed an in-courtroom experiment. Sham-wow! OJ is found guilty of murder.
Now remember, the all leather gloves were found on the wet lawn after the sprinkler system soaked them. What happens to leather gloves when soaked? That's tight. They SHRINK. Why the fuck did the prosecution fail to bring that up? They could have bought a few pairs of the exact gloves in OJ's size and performed an in-courtroom experiment. Sham-wow! OJ is found guilty of murder.
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Flamencology
You don't deserve koa.
One of the greatest prosecutorial mistakes in US history is still never discussed. Everyone remembers Cochran's, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" quote.
Now remember, the all leather gloves were found on the wet lawn after the sprinkler system soaked them. What happens to leather gloves when soaked? That's tight. They SHRINK. Why the fuck did the prosecution fail to bring that up? They could have bought a few pairs of the exact gloves in OJ's size and performed an in-courtroom experiment. Sham-wow! OJ is found guilty of murder.
The glove didn’t shrink. He stopped taking his arthritis meds during the trial.
This won a very well-earned Oscar for best documentary series a few years back. Highly recommended.
Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
I’m just sad Norm McDonald died before OJ. Norm would have had a field day.
jp_nyc
Kick Henry Jackassowski
He should have recorded a special segment for Weekend Update before he died.
Dexter Inferno
Serious error
Good.
Flatspotter
What?
He also insisted on wearing rubber gloves when trying on the murder gloves since they were covered in blood.
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Knox in Box
Rustbelt refugee.
DinoMikeSr
I have the box
Looked like they fit to me and were like a driving or golf glove.
Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
That whole Bronco chase was a surreal captstone to a weird ass day. Happened the same day as the 1994 World Cup opening ceremony. I was one of the on field “performers” for that—basically they raided local marching bands and cheer teams and the like to volunteer to be part of it in exchange for fun and giveaways that never materialized. So the whole day was this long grueling hurry up and wait bummer where they pulled the rug out from under a bunch of teenagers and just sent us home. So I just wanted to go home and watch some bullshit on teevee and everything was fucking Bronco Chase coverage.
The 1990s were a harsh realm, wack slacks.
jp_nyc
Kick Henry Jackassowski
It wrecked my evening. The “have you ever kissed a girl?” episode of Picket Fences was on CBS and they cut away from the money shot to show the chase. I wanted to see what all the Moral Majority wackos were complaining about and all I got was police cars traveling 35mph.