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From TGP…
I think all of your pedalboards look fun and nice.
Would you use their boards to beat up Fivel if the mafia had your family?
Yes but I would take the pedals off first so they don’t get blood on them but then I would take the board and use it to absolutely wail on him until I knew my family was safe but I would not be happy about it
To quote our finest modern poet, Post Malone, "why you got a 12 car garage when you got only 6 cars?"
lulz...yer doing it wrong.That one pedal with the orange bits looks super rad.
OK, I'll give it a shot.
who knew middle-aged blooze required more circuitry than in the ISS?
the world's largest pile of dirt pedals called and they want their large pile of dirt pedals back.
certified by the LawyerDentist Association of Murica.
OK, yeah, I'm not good at this.
How's this:
Those three chords never had so many options to sound slightly better than that kid at guitar center trying to eek out the intro to enter sandman on a used RG through a line6 spyder.

did the same guy that relic'd the guitar also relic the box?
and I'll have you know I know exactly 4 chords.