Peen Simmons
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I heard they’re reopening Live Ruckus and they need some new post count leaders.



I would not be surprised if 1/4 of those guys were at the Capitol building on January 6.I heard they’re reopening Live Ruckus and they need some new post count leaders.
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Why? Were they giving away free warm Busch Lights? Was there a strip club buffet set up in Nancy Pelosi’s office?I would not be surprised if 1/4 of those guys were at the Capitol building on January 6.
Can we do a fuzzed up disrespectful version of 'Who Killed Cock Robin', a bit like Metallica's 'Whiskey in the Jar' but with tone benders? PM sent.Have you heard of Steve Wagner & the Dick Hunters? That's my (imaginary) hard glam cover-band that only does Lou Reed Rock n' Roll Animal and seventies Alice Cooper tracks. At the moment we need a Dick. IF you think you could be a Dick, slip a message to me!
@Bob411 has a massive dick!Carpet pole for a forklift aka a dick. "replacing a dick" would mean putting the forks back on.
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I had two copies of this album on vinyl for some reason.Can we do a fuzzed up disrespectful version of 'Who Killed Cock Robin', a bit like Metallica's 'Whiskey in the Jar' but with tone benders? PM sent.
Who killed Cock Robin?
I, said the Sparrow,
with my bow and arrow,
I killed Cock Robin.
Who saw him die?
I, said the Fly,
with my little eye,
I saw him die.
Who caught his blood?
I, said the Fish,
with my little dish,
I caught his blood.
Who’ll make the shroud?
I, said the Beetle,
with my thread and needle,
I’ll make the shroud.
Who’ll dig his grave?
I, said the Owl,
with my little trowel,
I’ll dig his grave.
Who’ll be the parson?
I, said the Rook,
with my little book,
I’ll be the parson.
Who’ll be the clerk?
I, said the Lark,
if it’s not in the dark,
I’ll be the clerk.
Who’ll carry the link?
I, said the Linnet,
I’ll fetch it in a minute,
I’ll carry the link.
Who’ll be chief mourner?
I, said the Dove,
I mourn for my love,
I’ll be chief mourner.
Who’ll carry the coffin?
I, said the Kite,
if it’s not through the night,
I’ll carry the coffin.
Who’ll bear the pall?
We, said the Wren,
both the cock and the hen,
We’ll bear the pall.
Who’ll sing a psalm?
I, said the Thrush,
as she sat on a bush,
I’ll sing a psalm.
Who’ll toll the bell?
I said the Bull,
because I can pull,
I’ll toll the bell.
All the birds of the air
fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
when they heard the bell toll
for poor Cock Robin.
That is one huge 'carpet pole'.@Bob411 has a massive dick!
Wish it was a good idea to post a pic of the license plats on my van. Hint- my wife won't drive it.That is one huge 'carpet pole'.
He shags a lot of forks that guy.
I've been hearing some chatter around the forum.Wish it was a good idea to post a pic of the license plats on my van. Hint- my wife won't drive it.
I've been hearing some chatter around the forum.
There's been talk of FORUMITES GUESSING BOB411'S PERSONLIZED LICENSE PLATES ON YOUR VAN that has your wife so embarrassed. Sorry. Cap-lock stuck.
We all want to know what it is. You should just tell us. Don't let's those bastards try and guess. They can be cruel. Especially @Peen Simmons
And good gosh, I sure hope you dont have it framed with the rhyme rockin' and knockin', or gas grass or ass.