Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
I heard they’re reopening Live Ruckus and they need some new post count leaders.
We’re Replacing A Dick
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Andrew Sak
Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
Dick Sargent for Dick York.
No connection to this.
No connection to this.
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Dew Knot Humps
Canadian
I would not be surprised if 1/4 of those guys were at the Capitol building on January 6.I heard they’re reopening Live Ruckus and they need some new post count leaders.
Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
Why? Were they giving away free warm Busch Lights? Was there a strip club buffet set up in Nancy Pelosi’s office?
jrockbridge
Stealing Your Riffs
Monson
Sonic Automatist
Can we do a fuzzed up disrespectful version of 'Who Killed Cock Robin', a bit like Metallica's 'Whiskey in the Jar' but with tone benders? PM sent.
Who killed Cock Robin?
I, said the Sparrow,
with my bow and arrow,
I killed Cock Robin.
Who saw him die?
I, said the Fly,
with my little eye,
I saw him die.
Who caught his blood?
I, said the Fish,
with my little dish,
I caught his blood.
Who’ll make the shroud?
I, said the Beetle,
with my thread and needle,
I’ll make the shroud.
Who’ll dig his grave?
I, said the Owl,
with my little trowel,
I’ll dig his grave.
Who’ll be the parson?
I, said the Rook,
with my little book,
I’ll be the parson.
Who’ll be the clerk?
I, said the Lark,
if it’s not in the dark,
I’ll be the clerk.
Who’ll carry the link?
I, said the Linnet,
I’ll fetch it in a minute,
I’ll carry the link.
Who’ll be chief mourner?
I, said the Dove,
I mourn for my love,
I’ll be chief mourner.
Who’ll carry the coffin?
I, said the Kite,
if it’s not through the night,
I’ll carry the coffin.
Who’ll bear the pall?
We, said the Wren,
both the cock and the hen,
We’ll bear the pall.
Who’ll sing a psalm?
I, said the Thrush,
as she sat on a bush,
I’ll sing a psalm.
Who’ll toll the bell?
I said the Bull,
because I can pull,
I’ll toll the bell.
All the birds of the air
fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
when they heard the bell toll
for poor Cock Robin.
Peen Simmons
Let’s Get Obtuse!
@Bob411 has a massive dick!
I had two copies of this album on vinyl for some reason.
I cut one of them up to make top plates for pedals.
Bob411
thrumming with potential
Andrew Sak
Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
That is one huge 'carpet pole'.
He shags a lot of forks that guy.
Bob411
thrumming with potential
Wish it was a good idea to post a pic of the license plats on my van. Hint- my wife won't drive it.
Andrew Sak
Even Andy Deserves Good BEans
I've been hearing some chatter around the forum.
There's been talk of FORUMITES GUESSING BOB411'S PERSONLIZED LICENSE PLATES ON HIS VAN that has your wife so embarrassed. Sorry. Cap-lock stuck.
We all want to know what it is. You should just tell us. Don't let's those bastards try and guess. They can be cruel. Especially @Peen Simmons
And good gosh, I sure hope you dont have it framed with the rhyme rockin' and knockin', or gas grass or ass.
Bob411
thrumming with potential
It's no secret, all my customers see it when I drive up. 99% of the jobs I do are for a carpet store. I get work orders, turn in a recap once a month and get paid by the carpet store but, I do have a few customers that buy their stuff at Menards, etc. and they pay directly. Usually by check and they write the check to my company. Company name is exactly what's on the license plate.