We’re Replacing A Dick

[Andrew Sak]

It's no secret, all my customers see it when I drive up. 99% of the jobs I do are for a carpet store. I get work orders, turn in a recap once a month and get paid by the carpet store but, I do have a few customers that buy their stuff at Menards, etc. and they pay directly. Usually by check and they write the check to my company. Company name is exactly what's on the license plate.

SHAGNWGN?

 

[Bob411]

SHAGNWGN?

Nope.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Nope.

Are you a tofu fan?

 

[Bob411]

Are you tofu fan?

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No, it's flooring installation related, SOME people just take it the wrong way.

Also, as a rule I hate disco but, every rule has an exception and now I have



stuck in my head now so, thanks.

Edit:

Are you tofu fan?

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For anybody with a normally wired brain, license plate made me think of Love to Love You Baby but, then I landed on the superior song, I Feel Love.

 

[Peen Simmons]

CRPTMNCHR— it stands for CARPET MAN CHRISTIAN. Bob’s a lordly dude who will fork and dick and make you happy to kneel down!

ONALLFLOORS — you know. It’s a pun!

PILEDRVER — cuz carpet has pile and Bob’s shag wagon drives around.

 

[Andrew Sak]

I♡RUGBRNZ

I'm not name-calling here. Bob411 is raising awareness about a horrible injury.
You thought 'Turf Toe' was bad.

TURFDICK

 

[jrockbridge]

 

[jrockbridge]