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Dew Knot Hump

Dew Knot Hump

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My wife told me this morning that it's too hot too cook, it's in the 90s and asked if I was cool with eating the leftover Asian noodle thing from last night and I was like "cool."

Then she emails me about an hour ago and said she didn't want the noodles and asked if it was too hot to BBQ because now she wanted me to grill salmon and have it with squash and baked potato. No problem.

Half hour ago I got an email saying she doesn't want salmon so would I go pick up Bi Bim Bop (Korean) after I get home.


Bottom line? I'm still not sure what the fuck I'm having for dinner. :cheese:
 
I find it's not easy dealing with a woman. I think it must be even tougher being a woman. Most of them seem to be hormonally challenged.
 
I must be one of the lucky ones (now anyway... different and sad story a year ago).

So it sounds like it's too hot for HER to cook... but if YOU wanted to... :lol:
 
gibby mcfender said:
I must be one of the lucky ones (now anyway... different and sad story a year ago).

So it sounds like it's too hot for HER to cook... but if YOU wanted to... :lol:
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Nah, she's awesome in every way. The only annoying thing is that when I know what's for dinner I think about how good it's going to be all day.
 
I'm having another greasy burger simmered in it's own grease and melted cheese in a frying pan , then plopped between two slices of toast (Burgers on the stove > burgers on the grill btw) . It was 45 this morning, currently 75 and I think we only got to 80 today crazy weather messedup0
 
Dew Knot Hump said:
My wife told me this morning that it's too hot too cook, it's in the 90s and asked if I was cool with eating the leftover Asian noodle thing from last night and I was like "cool."

Then she emails me about an hour ago and said she didn't want the noodles and asked if it was too hot to BBQ because now she wanted me to grill salmon and have it with squash and baked potato. No problem.

Half hour ago I got an email saying she doesn't want salmon so would I go pick up Bi Bim Bop (Korean) after I get home.


Bottom line? I'm still not sure what the fuck I'm having for dinner. :cheese:
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That hits close to home, I completely understand that. FOODmessedup0 It should be so much easier :facepalm:
 
Women are enigmas that are never to be understood, yet you should always know what we are thinking, when we are thinking it - unless we don't you to know, then mind your own damn business- and you should always be willing to bend over backwards to make our every wish and desire come true. Oh yeah and if you would work harder to make yourselves look like Josh Holloway after a shower, that would be awesome too.

See we are simple and easy to understand. Wait...wut?? :shrug:

Basically you guys are just screwed.

As Always.

The Enigma.
 
...and I open this thread, thinking it's about Def Leppard.....




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I saw this on the local news this morning.

http://www.wchstv.com/newsroom/wv/news11.shtml

Spat over late dinner leads to arson charge
May 24, 2010 4:58 PM

SISSONVILLE, W.Va.

Kanawha County authorities say a marital spat over a late dinner has landed a man in jail on an arson charge.

Lt. Sean Crosier of the Sheriff's Department says 60-year-old Guy Edward Jones of near Sissonville came home Sunday and got angry because his wife, Beverly Jones, didn't have dinner on the table.

Crosier says the couple fought and Beverly Jones ran to a neighbor's house. Crosier says she turned and saw flames coming out of the basement and her husband exiting through the basement door.

Guy Jones was in the South Central Regional Jail on Monday afternoon in lieu of $50,000 bond. It could not be determined whether he had a lawyer.

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You guys are a bunch of pansies. My woman begs to cook for me every night. Usually, it is a 7 course meal. Then again, I am a dead ringer for Josh Holloway.idn_smilie
 
jrockbridge said:
I find it's not easy dealing with a woman. I think it must be even tougher being a woman. Most of them seem to be hormonally challenged.
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Mrs.P said:
Women are enigmas that are never to be understood, yet you should always know what we are thinking, when we are thinking it - unless we don't you to know, then mind your own damn business- and you should always be willing to bend over backwards to make our every wish and desire come true. Oh yeah and if you would work harder to make yourselves look like Josh Holloway after a shower, that would be awesome too.

See we are simple and easy to understand. Wait...wut?? :shrug:

Basically you guys are just screwed.

As Always.

The Enigma.
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Jeez! Do you stereotype everyone or just women? messedup0

xqqmytude said:
Just count yourself lucky that you're getting dinner at all...
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This^^^ x1000. If you don't like the dinner options presented, cook your own damn food!

Phlat Phive said:
She's just keeping you on your toes.
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