I feel for you. My last name has 13 letters and contains a number of letter clusters that make perfect sense in West Frisian, but make little sense in English. You should see the attempts I get when people get to the 'ghuis' part in the middle of my name. Correct pronunciation makes the g silent, and the i modifies the U to a long U sound like in tube, and the S becomes a very hard S, but not quite a Z sound.
Pretty bizarre that it simply translate to 'son of the counting house'.
Funny that Wein is German for wine, but is pronounced WEEN. I would guess the Germanic pronunciation would sound more like VINE.
the brits sayYeah, but isn't it really "Porsh-ah", not "Porsh"?
So basically your name has a lot of umlauts and sounds like a punctured concertina.I feel for you. My last name has 13 letters and contains a number of letter clusters that make perfect sense in West Frisian, but make little sense in English. You should see the attempts I get when people get to the 'ghuis' part in the middle of my name. Correct pronunciation makes the g silent, and the i modifies the U to a long U sound like in tube, and the S becomes a very hard S, but not quite a Z sound.![]()
I would guess the Germanic pronunciation would sound more like VINE.
WEEN.
I've had a lifetime of people telling me my name is pronounced wrong. Once I told a person "It's only spelled "Wein", its actually pronounced "go-fuck-yourself".
When I was a kid, other kids would say "Nikes." One syllable. That also drove me insane.
"What's that writing mean … "Neekay" … what is that, some sort of Injun talk or something?"
Anyone in the Western hemisphere who can't pronounce my simple last name earns a "go-fuck-yourself".
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